Ask Anything
with Beth and Val
Beth (Dover) and Val (Hurt) know everything about nothing and nothing about everything. They can help you with any problem and answer any question... more
Don't Make Us Punch You
- Words we hate... Friend us and send us a question!
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Muffin Top
- Beth and Val show you their muffin tops!
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Daytime TV
- Cash calls, Cheaters and bail bonds. The ladies watch entirely too much daytime TV.
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Polygamy
- What would you do with 30 kids? Beth and Val have a few ideas.
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Holidays With Family
- Awkward conversation and Civil War Reenactors.
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Diamonds!
- Who will be fatter before they die?
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What's On Your Mind?
- Men and women together in a room getting hit with pal leaves... nakedness together!
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Baby Jessica
- Beth and Val wouldn't mind falling in a well... If there were a million dollars at the bottom?
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Larry Craig Scandal
- What is grosser than sex in a public restroom? We'll tell you.
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Halloween Costumes
- Just in time! The ladies give you the inside scoop on the hottest Halloween costume ideas in 2007!
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Pumpkin Carving
- The coolest celebrity pumpkin designs and more about Britney Spears!
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Marketing
- How do things become cool?
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A Brady Bunch of Lesbians
- Did Marcia and Jan Brady have a secret lesbian affair? Beth and Val get to the bottom... or the top... depending on your preference.
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Animal Testing
- Animal testing is insane. Lip gloss looks ridiculous on a rat.
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B & V Run For President
- Face tattoos for all soldiers and an end to child labor laws!
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Hermaphrodites!
- You get to choose what bathroom you use!
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Hayden Panetteri Drops One
- Heroes star cuts a single and drops it like it's hot.
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Sell Our Souls
- What would you pay? We're available and ready to negotiate!
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Teen Sex
- How would you explain sex to a teenager?
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Britney Spears
- The ladies discuss Britney's train wreck appearance on the VMA awards.
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VH1's Man Band
- This is a bad idea.
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Global Warming: It's A Good Thing
- It's not the end of the world... it's more like an glorious eternal summer.
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Penis For A Day
- Jerk-off, get a raise... and more!
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Amy Winehouse's Beehive
- Dissecting your roommate and Amy Winehouse's beehive.
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Drinking Games
- Drinking games for people over 25!
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Movies or Restaurant?
- One is the loneliest number but it gives you space to spread out.
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Brush Your Teeth & Masturbate
- The ladies tackle that age old question... would you rather never have sex again or never brush your teeth.
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Vajay-Jay Rejuvenation
- Get your your cherry popped all over again... and again and again.
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Tramp Stamp
- Tattoos: One way to tell which girls are easy.
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Fight To The Death: Michael Vick
- Teach a man to fight and you feed him for the day, teach a man to dog fight and you feed him for a lifetime.
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Fantasy Football
- A sick twisted addiction that ruins lives! BethAndVal@gmail.com
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Catholic School
- You'll never get over it. BethAndVal@gmail.com
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A.D.H.D.
- Witness the creative process... or lack there of. BethAndVal@gmail.com
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Rebel Rabbi
- Beth's worst date ever.
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A Star Wars Geektacular!
- Do you believe in Aliens? Space sex and more! Do you have a question for Beth and Val?
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Beer Is Carbs
- If a guy drinks Michelob Ultra is that considered a red flag? BethAndVal@gmail.com
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Long and Dirty
- Is it better to never cut your hair or never wash it? BethAndVal@gmail.com
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How To Be Sexy
- Sleep with everyone you can... just for practice. BethAndVal@gmail.com
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Homeschool Kids
- Nothing that you learned in school is gonna do you any good because you can just Google it. Or you can just ask Beth and Val: BethAndVal@gmail.com
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Awesome
- Everyone wants to know, and they're gonna tell you. If this is a medical emergency dial 911, but if you have a question for Beth and Val hit them up: BethAndVal@gmail.com
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Ask Steve Carell (Celebrity Spectacular)
- The tables are turned as Beth and Val get to ask the questions! BethAndVal@gmail.com
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Cancer of the Co-Worker
- If you could pick what kind of cancer to have... what would you pick? A sad and shocking revelation about Val's cat. Send your get well cards to: BethAndVal@gmail.com
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Off Key And Out Of Tune
- Having the right theme song can make or break a Presidential campaign... "Like our sweet harmonies?" BethAndVal@gmail.com
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Mmmmm Gangrene
- How much do you really need your leg? No... seriously... we want to know! BethAndVal@gmail.com
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Paris Hilton Released From Jail!
- Beth and Val's secret prison spies have given them the inside scoop on Paris Hilton's mysterious medical condition that got her out of jail early. If you have any information on Hilton's vagina contact us:
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Animal Fights & Va-jay-jay Waxing
- In a special lightning round Beth and Val answer tons of your questions... Why haven't they answered your questions? Are you scared? Don't be! BethAndVal@gmail.com
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What's Up With Tuberculosis Guy?
- Statue of Liberty: "Send us your attractive, tall, zit free huddled masses yearning to breathe free..." Send US your questions and love letters: BethAndVal@gmail.com
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Self-Destruct: Lohan, Spears & Aguilera
- Beth and Val ask the "Magic 8 Ball" about Lohan's 8 ball... How do you like our new theme song sukkahs? BethAndVal@gmail.com
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Sex With Siamese Twins?
- My conjoined twin's getting boned and all I have is this country song. If you are a conjoined twin or a country singer first of all we're sorry and second we'd love to hear from you: BethAndVal@gmail.com
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Memories of Falwell & Anal Rape!
- Evolution! Shave a monkey and tell me that that's not you! This vlog will save your soul... GUARANTEED! Send the ladies your favorite Falwell memory:
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WWTDD to punch our kittens?
- After being featured on WWTDD.com Beth and Val respond to the flood of requests for various sexual acts. If you'd like to punch their kittens send your blood sample and psychological profile to:
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Lost
- Everyone knows that Florida is where serial killers come from. If you suspect somone you know of being a serial killer please contact: BethAndVal@gmail.com
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Anne Heche is Crazy
- Another deep question from YOU the viewers that only Beth and Val could handle.
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Paris Hilton Exclusive
- The ultimate Simple Life episode! Send your questions to: BethAndVal@gmail.com NOTE TO PARIS HILTON: If you have any questions about jail or carbs feel free to e-mail us!
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Drunken Hasselhoff Exclusive!!!!!
- The world has learned many important lessons from Hasselhoff... like how hard it is to eat something when you're that drunk.
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Poop
- Have you ever touched something and then regretted it? Beth has. Relationships, cars, career advice, pet grooming, nutrition, mating rituals of the American Bald Eagle...
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If a guy shaves his balls...
- These girls know everything about nothing and nothing about everything... but that doesn't stop them from voicing their opinions and answering YOUR questions. Ask them something at: BethAndVal@gmail.com
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